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Fabric Power Hour

Talkat SQLBits 2024 · 2024-03-19..03-23· [developer-experience]

speakers

name:Mark Pryce-Maher

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name:James McGillivray

website:https://www.jimbabwe.co.za

name:Lars Andersen

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name:Scott Stauffer

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name:Devang Shah

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name:Chris Webb

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resources

video:https://youtu.be/QQiP3KD1E4Y

slides:none on file

summary

A mock “no pilot” mind‑reading co‑pilot with a Mind Horn hardware demo fails to calibrate reliably, producing laughs but no usable output; a new Fabric file format labelled fbxs (or fback) and OneLake+compute architecture are presented with SQL, KQL, DAX and pipelines as supported languages and a confusing SKU/“fabric units” billing model; a working real‑time noise meter pushes mobile microphone data into an event stream and KQL database to drive a live dashboard and Data Activator alerts used to hand out swag; conference noise vs. ratings analysis and a Fabric report for guide‑dog fundraising also appear.

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