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Keynote: Stupid Ideas for Many Computers

Talkat RubyConf 2015 · 2015-11-15..11-17· [ruby, kubernetes]
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Built a crude load tester from a Rails log and Mechanize log-driven load generator, spun it up with bash, commodity boxes and a Kubernetes deployment on cloud and it generates load but provides no analysis. Implemented emoji sentiment with a Rinda tuple space—fetcher, analyzers, reducer—deployed in containers and it actually aggregates live Tweets (including many poop emoji) in real time. Wrote a brute‑force Latin‑square generator using permutations (O(n!!)) and distributed checkers; it works but is hugely inefficient.

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  1. 0:00Start
  2. 6:24Deployment
  3. 8:02Sentiment Analysis
  4. 10:13Shared Tuple Space
  5. 11:31Mapreduce Patterns
  6. 15:22Latin Squares
  7. 17:11Sieve Approach
  8. 18:23Big O Notation
  9. 24:14What Is a Computer
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