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Stupid Ideas For Many Computers

Talkat LA RubyConf 2015 · on Saturday, 2015-10-10· [ruby, creative-coding]
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Ruby scripts replay a Rails log with mechanize playback across 30–50 processes on VMs to do naive load testing, uses Bash to spawn infinite loops, and admits it can’t detect partial failures. A Twitter-gem pipeline scraps ~1,000 tweets, scores emoji into numeric sentiment, runs mappers/analyzers via tuple space via Rinda/DRb, and reports a total sentiment of ~202. Latin-square generation blasts ~22 billion candidates for n=5, filters them with distributed checkers, and runs on eight containers across five VMs.

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  1. 0:00Start
  2. 2:26Unless otherwise stated: all code is copyright Google and licensed Apache V2
  3. 2:59Really Stupid ™ Load Testing
  4. 7:59Deployment Hackery
  5. 15:30Analyzer (mapper)
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