Worst. Ideas. Ever.
summary
Builds several proof‑of‑concepts and reports concrete results: a Yoda test DSL that is 65 lines, three conditionals and claims minimal expressiveness; Wilson, a Ruby DSL that emits x86 machine code and benchmarks almost identical to compiled C; Wank that serializes Ruby to readable HTML via YAML and back; Never‑say‑die that traps SIGSEGV for fallback; and Boobie, a PHP runtime embedded in Ruby that runs WordPress live. Demos work, tests expose real bugs, and the assembly path reliably crashes as well as speeds things.
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chapters (7)
- 0:00Start
- 15:00Never Say Die
- 17:36A Php Runtime Embedded in Ruby
- 19:49Php Calling Ruby
- 24:37Boobie Blog
- 26:41Enterprises Guiding Principles
- 36:58Conclusion








