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Worst. Ideas. Ever.

Talkat RubyConf 2009 · 2009-11-19..11-21· [ruby, soft-skills]
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Builds several proof‑of‑concepts and reports concrete results: a Yoda test DSL that is 65 lines, three conditionals and claims minimal expressiveness; Wilson, a Ruby DSL that emits x86 machine code and benchmarks almost identical to compiled C; Wank that serializes Ruby to readable HTML via YAML and back; Never‑say‑die that traps SIGSEGV for fallback; and Boobie, a PHP runtime embedded in Ruby that runs WordPress live. Demos work, tests expose real bugs, and the assembly path reliably crashes as well as speeds things.

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  1. 0:00Start
  2. 15:00Never Say Die
  3. 17:36A Php Runtime Embedded in Ruby
  4. 19:49Php Calling Ruby
  5. 24:37Boobie Blog
  6. 26:41Enterprises Guiding Principles
  7. 36:58Conclusion
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