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BI Power Hour

Talkat SQLBits 2023 · 2023-03-14..03-18· [data-visualization]
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A rapid-fire set of spoof demos shows functioning prototypes and bold claims: a SQL Server–backed text adventure (a MUD) that reads and writes game state to tables and uses ChatGPT for descriptions; an image-tagging pipeline using AI Vision on drone photos to identify towel symbols and map them to rooms in a composite Power BI model; a gag add-on called Power Beer with licensing caps—Pro 1 gallon/month, Premium Per User 100 gallons, Premium Box 400 gallons; and “Project Fork” replacing Power Query with DTS-style packages, Excel/SharePoint publishing, no-password demos and preview dates. ClippyGPT auto-fixes reports

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  1. 0:00Welcome to BI Power Hour
  2. 1:48Rules and swag warnings
  3. 3:13Casper Dion and Power BI features
  4. 5:01Clippy the AI assistant
  5. 8:43Mark Pryce and Synapse Gen 3 demo
  6. 10:34SQL Server and D&D dungeon
  7. 16:01Gabby’s AI towel tracking
  8. 22:30Lars Anderson’s Power Beer
  9. 29:40Ted’s attendee analyzer demo
  10. 39:11Adam and Patrick’s Shape Map updates
  11. 40:16Project Fork and SQL Server EM reveal
  12. 50:38Closing and swag
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