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Programmer Bedtime Stories

Talkat Codemotion Amsterdam 2017 · 2017-05-16..05-17
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Four short fables expose concrete bugs and costs: a Python remove-below-average recursion that iteratively trims a 10,000-soldier army down by 3,300 then repeatedly until 612 remain, letting a merchant exploit the process; a weight-miscommunication where 16 cows sell for 14.9 boulders because of Giga vs GiB ambiguity; and a JavaScript scope error where using var instead of let makes loops share an index, producing one tart instead of many — a real-world scoping failure that kills the enchantment.

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  1. 0:00Introduction and welcome
  2. 1:40The Recursed Army story
  3. 9:30Moral of the first story
  4. 9:52The Farmer and the Giga Cows
  5. 24:05A Dame Two Spells in a Scope
  6. 37:32Conclusion and Q&A
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