Lightning Talk: The Future of C++
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A short, comedic set of concrete proposals and jokes that actually name replacements: renaming `noexcept` to No Worries, `c-string` to G string, RAII to scope bound Resource Management, and playful rebrands like `make` → “see mate” and `queue` → “barbecue.” Promises no technical demos or benchmarks, instead offering culture jokes (Australia, Windows 95) and rapid-fire one-liners; decide on appetite for humor and memes rather than technical depth or tools and numbers.
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