Closing conference
summary
A satire of corporate engineering describes a built PM IDE called Minions Studio (JetBrains collaboration) that can refactor orgs, generate visions and code names, and move people up or down; features like offshoring and firing shortcuts still don’t work. Automation runs calendars into auto-gantt from calendars and an auto-booker fills empty slots; a Typecast keystroke interceptor and constant webcam reporting are prototyped. One meeting format famously lasts three days and many proposed systems are intentionally absurdly overbearing rather than practical.
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chapters (10)
- 0:00Start
- 1:54About the Speakers
- 3:40PMS
- 9:58Statusness
- 11:25Meetings for Managers
- 11:51Standup Meetings
- 13:59Standups
- 14:37Meeting Inclusiveness
- 15:02Other Meeting Formats
- 17:44Speechness
