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10 Tips for failing at microservices

Talkat code.talks 2017 · 2017-09-28..09-29· [microservices]
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The talk claims that common microservice practices break in practice and shows concrete failures: mixing dozens of runtimes and build tools leads to poly WTF, a single shared Oracle database causes 20 dependent services to crash because one schema change propagates, a self-built event-sourcing framework ships breaking ID changes and forces coordinated releases, and an auth service outage turns many services into a distributed monolith. Tools named include Kubernetes Terraform Chef Puppet Jenkins Ansible Docker React Spring Boot.

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  1. 0:00Start
  2. 2:54Sabotage countdown
  3. 6:59The data monolith
  4. 11:512 months later...
  5. 15:18Day rates!
  6. 15:36Building frameworks is fun!
  7. 16:06The meat cloud
  8. 17:27Cattle not pets
  9. 18:31Ops communication?
  10. 20:14The distributed monolith
  11. 26:40Business people cannot understand complex any architecture
  12. 27:38Requirements Ping Pong
  13. 27:50Change management
  14. 28:08Bonus: works with ops, too
  15. 29:11The staffing monolith
  16. 30:29Dysfunctional setup in 3 easy steps
  17. 31:15Protect the teams
  18. 31:32Establish bureaucracy
  19. 32:41Even sounds "agile"!
  20. 34:41Wrapping up....
  21. 35:41The key to failure is the hidden monolith
  22. 36:29Brownfield - The perfect excuse
  23. 37:39Embrace the monolith both in mind and way of working
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