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CO Routine - Computing Dad Jokes

Lightningat ACCU 2024 · 2024-04-17..04-20· [soft-skills]
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Rapid five-minute set of roughly 30 one-liners that land as tech puns aimed at programmers, hitting C/C++/Rust, bash, VPNs, CPU vulnerabilities and algorithm jokes. Includes a claimed concurrency primitive called Hemlock that aborts a thread holding a lock, and a built robot arm that changes a console cartridge presented as a working “game changer.” Jokes are quick, specific, and jargon-heavy rather than explanatory, so expect rapid-fire punchlines not demos or deep detail.

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