UB Forte - Hilarious Programming Humor
summary
Rapid-fire standup that strings concrete tech gags: an AI text editor called AI Mo says "They're really paying you to write this crap", a self-made font built from Wikipedia pages, C++ codebases littered with dot.first and dot.second pairs, and an LLM that literally fails to generate certificates — "makes a hash of it." Other beats include key rotation done with ROT13, a DBA who rolls everything back, a deleted database and source code, and a prompt engineer who lives in PS1.
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chapters (20)
- 0:00Intro: UB40 or 1 in 10 Jokes?
- 0:11AI Text Editor Roast (Dark Mode)
- 0:30Wikipedia Font: The Font of All Knowledge
- 0:47Tri-State Area Yes/No Logic
- 0:57Full Slack Developer Joke
- 1:07O Pair Programming (Parenting + Code)
- 1:28Spotty Teen Vibe Coding
- 1:43Do As the Ins Do: Platform Bugs
- 2:02Polygloats & Language Bragging
- 2:12Object-Oriented Requirements
- 2:26Goto Considered Harmful: Google Delays
- 2:42Null and Void Tickets
- 3:01PRINCE2: Project Management Flashback
- 3:22Key Rotation with ROT13
- 3:47Terrible DBA: Everything Gets Rolled Back
- 3:57Pivot Function Turns the Tables
- 4:08Prompt Engineer: Playing with PS1
- 4:26Codebase as a Conservation Area
- 4:36Rosetinted Specs: Acceptance Tests
- 4:52Vim Diesel Escapes the Editor
