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Why Performance in Programming Is Always a Problem

Talkat ACCU 2025 · 2025-04-01..04-04· [software-architecture]
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Argues that a universal brute force works if performance is irrelevant: start with zero bits, backtrack through every permutation, increase bit length and use a user-provided solution is valid acceptance function to check candidates. Explains algorithmic tools as backtracking and exhaustive permutation enumeration, gives the concrete (absurd) example of one million bits, and classifies problems into S, P and E programs. Algorithm is correct in theory but practically unusable without infinite time or human validators.

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  1. 0:00Introduction: Not a Comedy, Not a Documentary
  2. 0:22The Quicksort vs Bubble Sort Debate
  3. 1:03What If Performance Didn’t Matter?
  4. 1:40The Ultimate (Bogus) Algorithm
  5. 2:19Trying All Bit Permutations
  6. 3:15The S, P, and E Program Taxonomy
  7. 4:05Solving P and E Programs with Humans
  8. 4:28Conclusion: Performance Is Always a Problem
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