horse.
summary
A comedic thesis claims everything is a horse, born from a 5am insomnia riff and delivered as rapid reclassifications: camel is a lumpy horse, tiger is a painful horse, zebra is a barcode horse. The talk lists literal mappings from animals to horse-types, leans on absurd analogies rather than data or tooling, and showcases several quick examples that land as humor rather than a formal taxonomy. Audience laughter and timing carry the piece.
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