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What REALLY happens when a computer does "Nothing"

Talkat NDC TechTown 2025 · 2025-09-22..09-25· [linux-and-operating-systems]
github:jfbastien
slides:none on file

Survey of real NOPs across hardware and software shows concrete results not platitudes: CPUs encode many different no-ops, ARM uses a hint 0 alias and a writable zero register XZR/WZR, ARMv7 uses move r0,r0 NOPs, x86 offers the single byte 0x90 plus sanctioned multi byte NOPs and a max 15-byte x86 instruction, AMD and Linux add longer variants, Unicode exposes 25 Unicode whitespace chars, a Z80 lets you craft a 65,535-byte NOP sequence, researchers found 679 distinct x86 NOP patterns and JITs enabled practical NOP‑sled exploits at Black Hat 2010.

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  1. 0:00Nothing in computing
  2. 1:10Computer doing nothing
  3. 2:36NOP instruction
  4. 11:25NOP types across architectures
  5. 23:52Nothingness in culture
  6. 33:42Load-bearing NOPs impact
  7. 40:47Hardware handling nothing
  8. 47:46Nothing in programming languages
  9. 55:10Semantic nothing in C++
  10. 1:00:28Magic of nothingness
  11. 1:01:36Q&A
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