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Anatomy of an Incident

Talkat NDC London 2026 · 2026-01-26..01-30· [security, soft-skills]
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A bad CrowdStrike update ships an old data file so a kernel‑mode C++ routine expects 21 vs 20 array items, triggers blue screens across Windows hosts for about an hour and twenty minutes, and causes outages in customers and suppliers. Response uses a rehearsed Slack workflow with four fields (and Teams as a fallback), prewritten customer/status templates, and a prioritized list of critical services (Twilio SMS, banks, transaction monitoring). Reboots sometimes allow a successful patch, post‑incident review fixes contacts, runbooks and quarterly live DR tests.

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  1. 0:00Start
  2. 0:10Incident management intro
  3. 1:53What is an incident
  4. 3:39Need for incident plan
  5. 7:29Testing the incident plan
  6. 11:20Communication templates
  7. 13:48Handling incident comms
  8. 16:17Slack/Teams for records
  9. 17:22Assigning incident roles
  10. 18:46Status pages and advisories
  11. 20:10Post-incident reporting
  12. 23:01Incident plans for major incidents
  13. 23:44Major incident examples
  14. 27:35CrowdStrike incident overview
  15. 31:30CrowdStrike incident timeline
  16. 33:13Activating CrowdStrike plan
  17. 35:59Critical systems in incident
  18. 40:55Customer comms during incident
  19. 43:05Resolving CrowdStrike incident
  20. 44:32Key takeaways from CrowdStrike
  21. 46:38Final incident advice
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