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Urban Legends: What You Code Makes You Who You Are

Talkat PHP UK Conference 2018 · 2018-02-14..02-16· [career-development, php]
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Argues that language choice rarely limits outcomes and gives concrete counterexamples: 68% of web apps use PHP, Facebook and Twitter run PHP at scale, a legacy 130,000‑line Visual FoxPro conversion proves bad architecture not language, containerization enables PHP microservices, Engine Yard ships a Python “Thank You” tipping app, Spotify uses Python for a feature that jump the frog finds musical links within ~10 songs, Perl 6 revives Perl, and many production Rails/Java systems disprove “hipster” or “dead” labels.

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  1. 0:00Start
  2. 0:50A little about me...
  3. 1:36Also...Prompt!
  4. 2:21What this talk is about
  5. 2:57What this talk won't be about
  6. 3:56PHP Is Dead - Long Live PHP
  7. 5:30Microservices
  8. 7:05Slow
  9. 8:24Security
  10. 11:42Because Rails
  11. 14:25Ruby Is Not Useful
  12. 15:16Just for Hobbyists
  13. 16:53Java
  14. 21:33Linux
  15. 23:25Perl
  16. 25:18Swift!!
  17. 28:00Evolution is Important
  18. 28:11Communities
  19. 28:46Some messed up things people say...
  20. 31:24Cross Pollination
  21. 31:48The Tech Community
  22. 32:08Open Source and Enterprise
  23. 32:37The Enterprise Dev
  24. 34:09So what else
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