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Pragmatic Optimism: How PHP Conquered the Web

Talkat phpday 2020 · on Tuesday, 2020-09-08· [php, web-performance]
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Claims that PHP grows organically from glue into a real language and that its endurance comes from pragmatic choices not purity The evidence: a timeline of concrete engineering changes from CGI to mod_php to the Zend Engine and PHP 7 8 features; infrastructure wins like shared hosting and modules that keep sites running; ecosystem tools like PDO and FFI that enable databases and native libraries The result is millions of working deployments — WordPress, Wikipedia, Etsy — and measurable performance and safety improvements over time

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