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Cloud Chaos and Microservices Mayhem

Talkat jLove 2020 · 2020-12-04..12-05· [java, microservices]
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Cloud-native Java causes real failures and fixes: forgotten Kubernetes clusters can cost €1,000/month (one demo cluster burned ~€2,000), a 2017 survey found 25% of 16,000 servers were idle, and the Mars Climate Orbiter failed from unit mismatch showing distributed coupling risk. Practical moves include finops for cost ownership, using Pact consumer-driven contract tests (demo: a React frontend + MicroProfile backend where a refactor broke the contract and tests caught it), and adopting Quarkus-style AOT to hit millisecond startups.

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  1. 0:00Intro
  2. 1:30Cloud Chaos
  3. 3:51Cloud Management
  4. 4:15Unlimited Hardware
  5. 4:44Zombies
  6. 6:45phinops
  7. 8:45footprint
  8. 11:03microservices
  9. 13:22challenges with microservices
  10. 15:55reasons not to do microservices
  11. 17:57the test pyramid
  12. 19:11fire alarms
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