Speechless, droidcon edition
summary
A live PowerPoint karaoke set uses audience prompts to invent concrete absurdities: claims include 2,300 attendees, the conference app is explicitly Droidcon app written in Flutter, and one skit reports making Gradle builds so fast they hit builds at 0.00000000001s and caused mass layoffs. Other bits create a startup for smart diapers, a product called Cool Odorless Dry Electrical shoes, an app dubbed Money Refurbishment that routes cash via Monero, and several spoof programming languages.
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chapters (10)
- 0:00Welcome
- 8:28Speechless comedy show
- 10:55MFA lifetime achievement
- 17:30Smart diapers pitch
- 21:31Gradle speed postmortem
- 26:47Smart shoes launch
- 31:14Money laundering app
- 35:31Useless programming language
- 39:55Awkward partner reveal
- 44:17Closing
