Nickolas Means
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website:https://nickol.as
website:https://nmeans.dev/
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what they talk about
all 10 in the filters
where they keep going back
- RubyConf6 editions2015–2024
- The Lead Developer London4 editions2017–2019
- RailsConf4 editions2014–2018
all 15 in the filters
on a stage with
- Amanda Changonce
- Dave Rupertonce
- Jordan Reuteronce
who talks about the same things
- Adele Carpenter18 talks
- Ian Hughes6 talks
- Clifford Agius15 talks
- Kyle Kotowick13 talks
- Heidi Waterhouse49 talks
- Kerri Miller19 talks
| title | conference | date |
|---|---|---|
| Lost and Alone Over the Pacific | XO Ruby Austin 2025 | 2025-10-25 |
A wartime pilot loses navigation over the Pacific, flies 22 hours with failing instruments and only 7 hours of fuel, and survives because long‑range help uses… | ||
| Lost and alone over the Pacific | LDX3 London 2025 | 2025-06-16 |
Tells the full, concrete rescue: an ADF failure leads to a 23‑hour ferry flight with zero fuel left, VHF range and signal loss used to localise the Cessna, a… | ||
| Ice, Confusion, and the 38,000ft Crash | RubyConf 2024 | 2024-11-13 |
Decide by specifics: an actual causal claim that ice induced sensor confusion causes the 38,000ft crash; concrete flight-data numbers and timelines; methods… | ||
| Ice, confusion, and the 38,000ft crash | LeadDev Berlin 2024 | 2024-11-04 |
A forensic narrative that names the claim — a four‑minute cascade from icing to crash — and shows the evidence: recovered black boxes, ACARS telemetry and CVR… | ||
| You are here: The story of The Barbican | LeadDev London 2024 | 2024-06-11 |
A precise story of decision and craft: a 35-acre Barbican estate delivers 2,113 flats, three schools, the Guild Hall and a 2,000-seat concert hall after 20+… | ||
| The Magnitude 9.1 Meltdown at Fukushima | RubyConf Mini 2022 | 2022-11-15 |
A granular timeline of failure and improvisation at Fukushima Daiichi shows what actually fails and what actually works: diesel backup generators in the… | ||
| Taking the 737 to the MAX! Nick Means at | LeadDev London 2022 | 2022-06-07 |
Flight telemetry and the NTSC report show a faulty angle of attack sensor repeatedly triggers the new software system MCAS, causing uncommanded nose‑down trim… | ||
| Taking the 737 to the MAX! | Craft Conference 2022 | 2022-06-02 |
Boeing fits larger CFM LEAP engines forward to keep the 737 low to the ground and that change alters handling so Boeing adds MCAS to push nose down in specific… | ||
| Taking the 737 to the Max | SREcon22 Americas | 2022-03-14 |
Clear timeline of engineering and business choices that create failure: Boeing chooses to keep a common type rating and squeeze larger CFM LEAP engines onto an… | ||
| Taking the 737 to the Max | RubyConf 2021 | 2021-11-08 |
A detailed timeline ties specific design choices to outcomes: Boeing adds MCAS to mimic older 737 handling, lets it run from a single angle-of-attack sensor… | ||
| Mach 2.0 at Scale | RubyConf 2020 | 2020-11-17 |
Explains why the Concorde actually flies and what its tradeoffs are: a Mach 2.0 supercruise enabled by slender delta wings and engine intake ramps, a droop… | ||
| Who Destroyed Three Mile Island | Stretch Conference 2020 | 2020-02-13 |
A detailed reconstruction shows operators turned off emergency core cooling two and a half minutes after it auto‑started because pressurizer readings, naval… | ||
| The race to Mach 2.0 at scale | LeadDev Austin 2019 | 2019-11-15 |
Anglo‑French Concorde reaches Mach 2 supercruise and crosses London–New York in about 3h15m by using slender delta vortex lift, a droop nose for landing… | ||
| Eiffel's Tower | The Lead Developer London 2019 | 2019-06-11 |
A concrete-and-iron project delivered in 22 months, the tower rises to 300 metres (1,063 ft) on four 6½‑foot concrete slabs, two legs anchored by piles driven… | ||
| Eiffel's tower | The Lead Developer Austin 2018 | 2018-12-06 |
A concrete checklist of what happened and why it mattered: Gustave Eiffel delivers a 300‑meter iron tower in 22 months using precise factory drawings, on‑site… | ||
| Eiffel's Tower | RubyConf 2018 | 2018-11-28 |
Recounts how Gustave Eiffel actually gets a 300‑meter centerpiece built for the 1889 exposition: precise offices produce 1,700 general and 3,629 part drawings… | ||
| Who Destroyed Three Mile Island? | The Lead Developer London 2018 | 2018-07-02 |
A minute-by-minute reconstruction explains why operators switch off emergency cooling: misread pressurizer level, a stuck pilot-operated relief valve, a… | ||
| Who Destroyed Three Mile Island? | RailsConf 2018 | 2018-04-17 |
A control-room decision chain lets a small plumbing fault become a partial meltdown: a leaking pilot-operated relief valve floods the sump, operators see… | ||
| Lightning Talks | Keep Ruby Weird 2017 | 2017-10-27 |
Four short reports: one recounts teaching almost 100 students at a bootcamp and extracts three concrete lessons — beginner courage, contagious attitude, keep… | ||
| The Original Skunk Works | The Lead Developer UK 2017 | 2017-06-08 |
Stories focus on concrete choices and outcomes: a prototype P-80 is assembled in 143 days using on-the-spot fabrication and minimal drawings; the U-2 hits… | ||
| Warning: May Be Habit Forming | RailsConf 2017 | 2017-04-25 |
Title promises habit advice and delivers numbers tools and outcomes: cites 8% follow-through for New Year’s resolutions, uses Vitamix + 30-day smoothie… | ||
| The building built on stilts | The Lead Developer New York 2017 | 2017-02-13 |
A famed structural calculation shows Citicorp Center is vulnerable: quartering winds produce 40% higher load on four chevrons than original design assumes… | ||
| The Building Built on Stilts | RubyConf 2016 | 2016-11-10 |
A 59‑story Citicorp Center sits on four ten‑story stilts using chevron braces and a 410 ton tuned mass damper to halve sway; wind‑tunnel rechecks show… | ||
| Keynote: The Building Built on Stilts | Keep Ruby Weird 2016 | 2016-10-28 |
A Citibank tower is cantilevered over St. Peter’s Church via a novel diagonal-brace skeleton built after the first air rights deal in NYC; the structure uses a… | ||
| How to crash an airplane | The Lead Developer 2016 | 2016-06-23 |
July 19, 1989 United Airlines Flight 232 suffers a tail-engine fan disc failure that rips out hydraulic lines so the DC-10 loses all hydraulics and… | ||
| Day 1 Closing Keynote: Skunk Works | RailsConf 2016 | 2016-05-04 |
Skunk Works delivers concrete wins: a P-80 prototype from metal to flight in 143 days, the U-2 reaching 70,000 feet with wafer-thin wings and bicycle landing… | ||
| How to Crash an Airplane | RubyConf 2015 | 2015-11-15 |
An uncontained fan‑disk failure severs hydraulic lines and loses all three hydraulic systems, leaving only engine thrust to steer; crews improvise… | ||
| How To Code Like A Writer | Ruby on Ales 2015 | 2015-03-05 |
Argues that applying Strunk and White rules to code produces clearer, smaller Ruby: takes a 427-line Rails utility with 427 lines and no tests, writes… | ||
| How to Code Like a Writer | Keep Ruby Weird 2014 | 2014-10-24 |
Claim: the Elements of Style rules guide concrete refactors. The process refactors a 427‑line utilities class using tests, small extractions, and vocabulary… | ||
| You are Not an Impostor | RailsConf 2014 | 2014-04-22 |
Explains that impostor syndrome dates to 1978 and empirically affects 70% of people, maps a destructive loop—introversion, perfectionism, procrastination, fear… | ||
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