Coraline Ada Ehmke
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what they talk about
all 13 in the filters
where they keep going back
- RailsConf5 editions2014–2021
- RubyConf Au2 editions2015–2023
all 15 in the filters
on a stage with
all 12 in the filters
who talks about the same things
- Sarah Mei24 talks
- PJ Hagerty26 talks
- Dylan Beattie81 talks
- Jonan Scheffler12 talks
- Vaidehi Joshi24 talks
- Sean Marcia12 talks
| title | conference | date |
|---|---|---|
| Dystopia: How We Got Here, and What We Can Do About It | XO Ruby Chicago 2025 | 2025-09-06 |
This lays out a history starting around 1995: cyberpunk’s influence, Internet Explorer hitting ~97% market share, Netscape -> Mozilla Firefox clawing back 37%… | ||
| The World Set Free | RubyConf AU 2023 | 2023-02-16 |
Traces the concrete line from H. G. Wells’s 1913 prophetic idea to Leo Szilard’s patents and the Manhattan Project that builds an actual atomic bomb and proves… | ||
| The Rising Storm of Ethics in Open Source | RailsConf 2021 | 2021-04-12 |
Claim: open source is complicit by design because the open source definition permits use for any purpose, including abuses. Evidence: a new licensing option… | ||
| The Rising Ethical Storm in Open Source | rubyday 2021 | 2021-04-07 |
Argues that the open source license freedom-to-do-anything norm makes projects complicit in abuses and insists on community action not platitudes. Points to… | ||
| The Rising Ethical Storm in Open Source | FOSS Backstage 2021 | 2021-02-10 |
Argues that open source code is actively powering mass surveillance, protest suppression and ICE detention operations, not just benign projects, and proposes… | ||
| Thomas Edison vs Three Teslas in a Trenchcoat | RubyConf 2019 | 2019-11-18 |
Compares Edison vs Tesla history to concrete engineering practices and prescribes a checklist: a new technology matrix (ease of adoption vs usefulness) used at… | ||
| Programming Empathy: Emotional State Machines | RailsConf 2019 | 2019-05-01 |
Claims that emotions are emotional state machines and proposes a concrete five-step model (trigger → experience → reaction → decision → outcome). Examples… | ||
| The broken promise of Open Source | EuRuKo 2018 | 2018-08-24 |
Argues that open source’s founding ideals—meritocracy, shared ownership—haven’t survived reality: power concentrates, dissent is punished, and unpaid emotional… | ||
| Day 2 Welcome | EuRuKo 2018 | 2018-08-24 |
Quick logistics rundown and schedule: Wi‑Fi details and emergency exits are repeated, there is a gender‑neutral bathroom on the first floor and a quiet room… | ||
| Lightning talks | EuRuKo 2018 | 2018-08-24 |
Five-minute snapshots: one demo shows Google Sheets running Apps Script JavaScript to fetch JSON into sheets, call HTTP APIs, integrate Google services and… | ||
| Wrap up & announcing the next EuRuKo's location | EuRuKo 2018 | 2018-08-24 |
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| Scaling the Software Artisan | RailsConf 2018 | 2018-04-17 |
Argues that software shifts from bespoke craft to interchangeable parts, showing concrete historical parallels (Maudslay lathe, Eli Whitney demo) and modern… | ||
| Alice's Adventures in Artificial Intelligence-land | Strange Loop 2017 | 2017-09-28 |
A working Slack bot called Alice actually exists: about 10,000 lines of Ruby behind a single Sinatra route, hooked to Slack via bossy, storing user facts in… | ||
| Your First Legacy Codebase | RailsConf 2016 | 2016-05-04 |
Your First Legacy Codebase by Coraline Ehmke So you've just graduated from a bootcamp and you're starting your first real job in software development. You've… | ||
| How NEO4J Saved my Relationship | BathRuby 2016 | 2016-03-11 |
NEO4J is presented with concrete details: a native HTTP console, an on-disk layout of fixed-size records (nodes ~9 bytes, relationships ~33 bytes), and an ACID… | ||
| He Doesn't Work Here Anymore | AlterConf Chicago 2015 | 2015-08-08 |
A developer announces a public gender transition, started hormones August 11 2013 10 13 pm, describes suicidal crisis and cites the stark statistic 40% of… | ||
| Aesthetics and the Evolution of Code | Open Source Bridge 2015 | 2015-06-23 |
A 2014 survey rates six languages across API CLI documentation UI and readability and produces an aesthetic index with Python first Ruby second JavaScript… | ||
| Data-Driven Refactoring | MountainWest RubyConf 2015 | 2015-03-09 |
Argues for refactoring driven by measurable claims: validate assumptions with boundary/generative tests, approval tests and attribute checks, time the test… | ||
| Pre-factoring: Getting it (Closer to) Right the First Time | RubyConf AU 2015 | 2015-02-04 |
Claims that a little upfront design prevents long-term tech debt and that refactoring must be baked into the process. Case study builds panometer from… | ||
| He Doesn't Work Here Anymore | Keep Ruby Weird 2014 | 2014-10-24 |
Coming out publicly in October 2013, hormone therapy starts Aug 11 2013 and full‑time transition is set for March 1; a glowing review and promotion to… | ||
| Aesthetics and the Evolution of Code | Nickel City Ruby 2014 | 2014-10-02 |
Claim: aesthetics in code are measurable. An unscientific September poll produces an aesthetic index across five interaction channels and six languages: Python… | ||
| Artisans and Apprentices | RailsConf 2014 | 2014-04-22 |
Argues that modern bootcamps mirror medieval guilds: both set standards, charge steep entry costs and shrink diversity, and both can create conservative… | ||
| Lightweight Business Intelligence with Ruby, Rails, and MongoDB | Big Ruby 2014 | 2014-02-20 |
Claims a working lightweight BI built with Ruby on Rails, an event-sourced Leviathan, and MongoDB on the backend that captures every message from RabbitMQ… | ||
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