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The sound of PHP

Talkat PHPConf.Asia 2016 · 2016-08-23..08-24· [creative-coding, php]
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Claims that PHP can generate raw audio, then shows it: uses WAV container code from GitHub (PHP Wave Utils), basic tone generator, a C-scale array to render the Darth Vader march, sample mixing with resampling and channel/bitrate handling, command-line text‑to‑speech piped into base64 and mixed, and a live demo piping Xero API invoice output into the WAV stream that produces a cash-register‑like result. Library history: OpenAL bindings exist but community repos and hacks do the work.

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  1. 0:00Introduction
  2. 7:22Demo
  3. 10:22Mixing
  4. 12:51API noise
  5. 13:23Cash register noise
  6. 14:27Conclusion
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