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FAIL: The Best Ways To Bring Down Your Website

Talkat PHP UK Conference 2014 · 2014-02-21..02-22· [devops-and-delivery]
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Concrete failure stories and fixes: sites hit sustained peaks of 38,000 requests/sec (from ~12,000) forcing rapid fixes and extra machines; WordPress defaults store images on local disk so scaling needs CDN or plugins; a 2.4MB hotlinked image from a tiny site brings down both host and publisher; careless polling change from 60s to 5s turns thousands of users into an accidental DoS; single slow TCP connections can exhaust Apache threads; build redundancy, test limits, and force-fail parts of production.

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  1. 0:00Start
  2. 5:09Why things FAIL
  3. 8:26How much traffic did you expect?
  4. 9:38Plan for failure
  5. 12:43Scalability
  6. 13:41Scaling
  7. 15:05Web architecture #1
  8. 15:47Web architecture #3
  9. 16:55Web architecture #4
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