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From Hero to Zero practical guide to destroy your best employees

Talkat DevOpsDays Geneva 2024 · 2024-05-13..05-14· [soft-skills]
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Satirical how-to that lists concrete sabotage tactics: use micromanagement and company-wide spyware, make Teams the only chat, set ringtones to “Somebody’s Watching Me,” and personally approve every PR so pipelines stall. Kill innovation by enforcing rigid tech choices (move Python teams to Jenkins/Groovy, hire Java experts then demand Python), ban code deletion—never remove code, only comment it—and weaponize metrics (inflate story points, misuse cycle time, create expedite lanes). Ignore or neglect contributions, scapegoat failures, and normalize overtime to provoke burnout.

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  1. 0:00Introduction
  2. 1:50The villain in this story
  3. 3:54Why heroes are the problem
  4. 5:37Seven tactics to destroy best employees
  5. 6:41Tactic one: Micromanagement
  6. 9:08Tactic two: Stupid rules
  7. 10:53Tactic three: Stop innovation
  8. 12:17Tactic four: Sabotage communication
  9. 14:04Tactic five: Unpredictable decisions
  10. 15:50Tactic six: Scapegoating
  11. 17:11Tactic seven: Unrealistic pressure
  12. 20:17Tactic eight: Unhealthy competition
  13. 22:46Tactic nine: Toxic metrics
  14. 24:10Tactic ten: Burnout
  15. 27:17Summary and call to action
  16. 29:46Q&A
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