CodeMash 2026
2026-01-13..2026-01-16
Sandusky, United States
[CodeMash 2018, CodeMash 2020, CodeMash 2023, CodeMash 2025, CodeMash 2026]
who it's for
backend engineers, data engineers, database administrators, full stack developers, security analysts, embedded device engineers, developer tool authors
topics
dry-electrode Waveband EEG headband; home sleep test monitors (Nova Sleep); AWS Azure SQL Server React .NET Julia stack; HIPAA SOC2 ISO13485 device compliance; TSQL numbers table doubling trick; modulo name reuse for bulk data generation; Obsidian YouTube Annotator plugin for music notes; PEP 913 embrace delimiter for Python; Unicode multiocular O and vendor emoji divergence; remote hiring laptop farms and KVM over Ethernet
| title | author | length |
|---|---|---|
| Biosignals EEG and Sleep | Daniel Charnigo | 07m |
Beacon Bio Signals builds and ships end-to-end sleep and EEG systems and claims they work in real studies: a patented dry-electrode Waveband headband and a… | ||
| How To Make Lasagna | Owen Dutkiewicz | 05m |
Recipe gives exact amounts and timings: 8 oz ground beef, 12 lasagna noodles, and a ricotta mix with one egg and 1/4 cup parsley. Sauce simmers 30 minutes… | ||
| Programming Languages Made Better | Nuri Halperin | 07m |
Proposes concrete language hacks: Python gains a new delimiter called the embrace via PEP 913 to optionally override indentation, JavaScript gains a fuzzy… | ||
| The Revival of Classical Architecture | Carl Pritchard | 07m |
A revival of classical architecture claims measurable effects: a hallway retrofit shows how wider moldings and crown transform perception, builders in the… | ||
| 5 Emroideries of Lightning | Lynda Kane | 07m |
five embroidered lightning bolts sit on a table, each in a different color—pink, orange, green, blue, purple—and each executed with a named stitch so the claim… | ||
| Adventures in Unicode | Ava Simon | 06m |
Shows a persistent typoed character name in Unicode that cannot be corrected, a revived medieval glyph — the multiocular O with 10 eyes — whose standardization… | ||
| The Path of Least Resistance | Mist Newman | 06m |
Shows the concrete claim that defaults shape behavior and gives three usable examples: a mushroom workshop where people don’t get snacks until someone… | ||
| Loading Millions of Rows of Test Data in Seconds | Jeff Zuerlein | 07m |
A live demo generates 10 million rows of realistic customer data in about 17–19 seconds using TSQL only, a numbers table doubling trick and modulo name reuse… | ||
| Building a Musical Brain with Obsidian | Katyayani Upadhyayula | 06m |
Demonstrates Obsidian as a practical music practice database: markdown notes with configurable properties and templates, exportable/migratable files, and over… | ||
| A Journey Through RSI | Brian Meeker | 06m |
Chronicle of actions and outcomes: surgery (cubital tunnel release) shows scar tissue but fails to fix the cause, a cortisone shot damages the ulnar nerve… | ||
| The Fake IT Worker Scam Unmasked | Mike Woolard | 07m |
Claims that state-sponsored actors use stolen credentials and proxies to staff remote roles, with a documented case naming Christina Chapman and alleging about… | ||
| My Rainbow Hair | Taylor Dupont | 06m |
The process takes 10 and a half hours with about eight of those hours spent on color; hair is lightened with bleach first, then semi‑permanent dye from brand… | ||
| Law & Order: Corporate Intent | Barry Stahl | 06m |
Claims that binding arbitration clauses funnel disputes into a private system that favours repeat corporate players rest on interviews with counsel, a senior… | ||
| How !to be Mentored | Nerando Johnson | 05m |
A fast six-minute lightning set that makes concrete claims: mentorship must have end goals and a clear timeline, mentees document work and learn to ask for… | ||
| Astrophotography | Dmitri Naoumov | 07m |
Covers concrete methods and results: uses 150-second exposures for deep-sky shots, compares wide‑angle, deep‑sky and planetary (each ~10× different… | ||
| Top (N) Reasons to Wear a Kilt | Matt Kelly Williams | 02m |
Names a brief numbered list of concrete reasons to wear a kilt—comfort in warm weather, freer movement, easier laundering, practical pocket substitutes—and… | ||
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