Joel Lord
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what they talk about
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where they keep going back
- International Javascript Conference 2018 London2 editions2018–2018
- International JavaScript Conference Munich2 editions2017–2019
- Dutch PHP Conference2 editions2017–2019
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on a stage with
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- Asim Hussain37 talks
- Dominik Kundel21 talks
- Raquel Vélez10 talks
| title | conference | date |
|---|---|---|
| Help! I Need To UnSQLize My Application | PyCon Italia 2023 | 2023-05-25 |
Shows how to convert relational schemas into MongoDB documents, including concrete patterns: use embedding for co-accessed data, avoid unbounded arrays (16 MB… | ||
| Help! I Need To UnSQLize My Application | Berlin Buzzwords 2022 | 2022-06-12 |
Shows how to move a normalized SQL schema into MongoDB by converting joins into embedded arrays or controlled lookups, using an aggregation pipeline to… | ||
| IoT, JavaScript and Beer Brewing | Connect.Tech 2021 | 2021-11-08 |
Claims IoT will hit 75 billion devices by 2025 and households already average about six connected devices; home inventory here measures ~28 devices (~10 per… | ||
| JavaScript Powered Smart Home With (Almost) No Code | OpenJS World 2021 | 2021-06-02 |
Builds a working smart-home system using Node-RED flows wired to Espruino and Raspberry Pi devices, Johnny-Five/raspi-io libraries, Docker, IFTTT and MongoDB… | ||
| Patternfly Passes With Flying Colours | Developers Summit 2021 | 2021-02-18 |
Patternfly is an open‑source design system with first‑class React support and ready‑made UX rules; the demo uses create-react-app, installs… | ||
| NodeJS, ML, K8s and Unethical Face Recognition | Developers Summit 2021 | 2021-02-18 |
Prototype connects Twitter API (rate-limited at 900 calls per 15 minutes) to NodeJs services, uses face-api.js and TensorFlow.js with SSD MobileNet v1 and tiny… | ||
| Power-Up With Clouds And Pipelines | DevConf.CZ 2021 | 2021-02-18 |
Shows how to run Tekton inside Kubernetes (Minikube or OpenShift) by installing the Tekton CRDs, using the tkn CLI, and composing reusable YAML tasks and… | ||
| NodeJS, ML, K8s and Unethical Face Recognition | DevConf.CZ 2021 | 2021-02-18 |
Prototype combines Node.js, Twitter API, face-api.js and a sentiment library to pull follower profile pictures, run single-image recognition (often correct… | ||
| NodeJS, ML, K8s and Unethical Face Recognition | NDC London 2021 | 2021-01-25 |
Demo links a NodeJS backend to Twitter profile images (followers filtered by ID) and runs face detection with face-api.js, loading ssd_mobilenet_v1 for… | ||
| Kube Restaurant | Developer Summit 2020 | 2020-11-21 |
Restaurant metaphor maps to a working demo: a minikube cluster runs pods for a PHP front end and Node.js services, deployments create ReplicaSets and scale… | ||
| My Browser Does What | Developer Summit 2020 | 2020-11-21 |
A set of live demos proves browsers can do far more than render HTML: a socket.io WebSocket tunnel pushes demos to phones and runs a multi-client chat… | ||
| BUILDING CLI TOOLS WITH NODEJS | jsday 2020 | 2020-09-10 |
Claims that a full CLI slide deck runs on core Node only and actually works: a terminal‑in‑terminal that is responsive and watches files, built with… | ||
| Containerization for Software Developers | PHP UK Conference 2020 | 2020-02-19 |
The end is nigh. Your application is almost ready, and you will need to deploy it. And with the deployment, the endless tweaking to get everything running on… | ||
| Post Burnout Thoughts | PHP UK Conference 2020 | 2020-02-19 |
Reports that 1 in 5 Europeans live with mental illness, links burnout to depression and to working 70 hours a week, and cites WHO/ICD recognition plus the… | ||
| From Caesar Cipher To Quantum Cryptography | Øredev 2019 | 2019-11-06 |
A clear throughline from Caesar shifts to quantum claims how concrete problems get solved: historical one-time pad is provably unbreakable but logistics kill… | ||
| My browser does what? | International JavaScript Conference Munich 2019 | 2019-10-21 |
A live demo tour shows which browser features actually work: WebSockets push the mobile demos, Notification API needs a service worker on mobile, geolocation… | ||
| Post Burnout Thoughts | Dutch PHP Conference 2019 | 2019-06-06 |
One-in-five people report mental illness and WHO counts one-in-four Europeans with depression or anxiety each year; burnout is now listed by WHO (May 28) and… | ||
| Forgot Password? Yes I Did! | DevFest du bout du monde 2019 | 2019-02-22 |
Passwords are argued to be obsolete, with 2.7 billion breached records and roughly $70 per password-reset support call used as motivation. Alternatives… | ||
| Asynchronicity: concurrency. | International Javascript Conference 2018 London | 2018-04-11 |
When starting to dabble with Javascript, the biggest challenge for most developers is understanding how to deal with asynchronous development. During this… | ||
| Learning Machine Learning | iJS 2018 Spring | 2018-04-11 |
Demos basic implementations in JavaScript: a Naive Bayes classifier built in ~78 lines that tokenizes words to distinguish English vs French, a simple… | ||
| Learning Machine Learning | iJS 2018 Spring | 2018-04-11 |
Covers practical basics: teaches Naive Bayes classifier and a sentiment score from -5 to +5, with a live Twitter stream comparing Canada and Germany; provides… | ||
| Rise of the Nodebots | iJS 2018 Spring | 2018-04-11 |
Promises JavaScript-controlled Arduino using the Firmata protocol and Johnny-Five, shows exact npm and install steps, wiring (LED to pin 13, resistor values… | ||
| I Don't Care About Security (And Neither Should You) | International Javascript Conference 2018 London | 2018-04-11 |
Remember when setting up an auth system was easy? Me neither. From the signup form, the login form, password reset form, and all the validation in between it… | ||
| Learning Machine Learning | International Javascript Conference 2018 London | 2018-04-11 |
Live demos implement a Naive Bayes classifier and a genetic algorithm in JavaScript, the classifier trained via a Tinder‑style swipe demo and the GA evolved an… | ||
| Rise of the Nodebots | International JavaScript Conference Munich 2017 | 2017-10-23 |
Claims JavaScript can program microcontrollers in an hour using Node.js and Johnny Five with a USB-connected Arduino, sample code to blink an LED and read a… | ||
| Learning Machine Learning | International JavaScript Conference Munich 2017 | 2017-10-23 |
Covers concrete recipes and working code: a Naive Bayes classifier in ~78 lines of code that classifies English vs French, a live Twitter sentiment stream that… | ||
| Learning Machine Learning | Dutch PHP Conference 2017 | 2017-06-29 |
Covers hands‑on basics with concrete demos: a Naive Bayes language classifier implemented in ~100 lines of PHP that trains by counting words and classifies… | ||
| WebSockets Bring Light at the End of the Tunnel | NodePDX 2016 | 2016-06-19 |
Explains how WebSockets create a persistent full‑duplex tunnel so a Node server can push JSON to many clients with millisecond latency using socket.io (falls… | ||
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