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Keynote: Six Impossible Things

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Argues six concrete impossibilities: no physical infinities so IEEE 754 encodes symbols like NaN — blamed for a driverless car steering failure — and floating point forces approximations; shows a real-world binary-search overflow from 32-bit midpoint arithmetic and a USS Yorktown divide-by-zero crash; demonstrates C strlen’s unprovable preconditions as Gödel-style undecidability; recreates fake traffic via hundreds of Android phones to expose metric-correlate limits; and rejects treating technical debt as a precise financial number.

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  1. 0:00Introduction
  2. 2:03representations can be infinite
  3. 5:38how many numbers exist
  4. 7:07integers
  5. 10:11formal verification
  6. 16:15every question has an answer
  7. 21:54Algorithm comfort zone
  8. 25:37What is an algorithm
  9. 29:00The holding problem
  10. 40:27Engagement
  11. 42:21Knowledge
  12. 44:03Futureproof
  13. 48:19Prioritization
  14. 49:57Distributed Systems
  15. 54:07Technical Debt
  16. 57:16Questions
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