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Ruby Hoedown 2008

date:2008-08-08..2008-08-09
location:Huntsville, United States
series:Ruby Hoedown · 2 editions
editions:[Ruby Hoedown 2007, Ruby Hoedown 2008]
tags:[ruby]

ruby developers, ruby library authors, application architects, site reliability engineers, test engineers, open source maintainers, audio developers

ruby cloud deployment; ruby best practice patterns; ruby monitoring tools; continuous testing practices; ruby code complexity metrics; telephony integration with Ruby; Archaeopteryx MIDI generator; Ruleby rules engine for Ruby; Kablame project overview; lessons from edge projects; Ruby community history

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The Future is Now: Leveraging the Cloud with RubyRobert Dempsey42m
Ruby makes common cloud tasks almost trivial: demos use EC2, S3, SQS and SimpleDB with gems like right_aws gem and right_http_connection to create queues…
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Ruby Best Practice PatternsRein Henrichs01h 12m
Argues that applying concrete Ruby patterns like compose method and around filter makes code easier to read, faster to change and lowers risk, while…
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Lightning Talk: God Monitoring ToolPJ Davis05m
Claims a working web interface for God that replaces a previous Monit setup and exposes host info, uptime, load averages, per-process memory and CPU metrics…
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Lightning Talk: TATFT - Test All the F***in TimeBryan Liles12m
Claims constant test first discipline and says test all the f*in time as an absolute rule offers concrete tool choices: uses RSpec, Test::Unit, RR, flexmock or…
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Lightning Talk: The Nature of TruthYossef Mendelssohn06m
Claims that Ruby treats only false and nil as falsey and everything else as truthy, demonstrates the confusion around expressions like arr.empty? versus truth…
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Do the HustleObie Fernandez16m
Four-step sales playbook with concrete thresholds and tools: marketing (hire a designer, paid a firm $115,000 for brand work though typical is $20–25k)…
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KeynoteChris Wanstrath27m
Predicts Ruby growth but anchors on concrete examples: a homemade spyc YAML parser in PHP shoved into production and getting 70 downloads; extracting config…
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Calling Your Code Gluing Phone Calls to RubyTroy Davis01h 06m
Ruby code hooks into Asterisk via Adhesion exposing an AGI/AMI text protocol so one TCP connection handles each call; demos include TwitterVox, YelpVox and…
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flog Test.newRick Bradley01h 07m
Adds a real test suite to flog rather than toy examples: forks to flame on GitHub, wraps command script with RSpec and Mocha, extracts and unit-tests pure…
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Archaeopteryx: A Ruby MIDI GeneratorGiles Bowkett49m
A Ruby MIDI generator called Archaeopteryx generates beats by throwing random numbers against a probability matrix so patterns are maybe not yes/no but 0–1…
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Lightning Talk: Kablame & YellowPages.com OverviewCoby Randquist05m
Kablame counts authorship by parsing git or SVN blame and reports who owns how many lines so teams can see test-credit and code ownership; it runs on…
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Lightning Talk: Archaeopteryx on the CheapShay Arnett05m
Explains how to run Archaeopteryx cheaply by wiring it to MIDI Patchbay and GarageBand on OS X so Archaeopteryx’s MIDI output actually reaches a software…
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Lightning Talk: What Can We Learn from the Edge Projects?Yehuda Katz12m
Argues Ruby is viable for enterprise workloads with concrete fixes not slogans: rewrote C database drivers in a week to remove objections, measures a Merb…
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Keynote: Ghosts of Ruby - A Neo-Dickensian ExplicationDavid Black59m
Walks through concrete version differences: compiles Ruby 1.0 by commenting out failing bits, shows a shuffled deck implementation that uses a custom…
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Ruleby: The Rules Engine for RubyJoe Kutner39m
Claims a pure Ruby Rete engine that compiles rules into a node network, shares nodes to avoid redundant checks, and stores partial matches to speed execution…
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