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The Diabolical Developer

Talkat PHP UK Conference 2013 · 2013-02-21..02-23· [soft-skills, career-development]
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Argues that agile, best practices and tooling often add fluff not value and claims a better way: ditch CI, tests and source control, keep code on a USB, and merge everything into one giant PHP file (14,000 lines) with one giant function for procedural clarity; favors VI, shell scripts and ad hoc logging over frameworks, reports ~8–9% cloud adoption and commits roughly 200 times a day, and says reinventing small tools (logging, frameworks) takes weeks but keeps jobs.

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  1. 0:00Start
  2. 7:19Modern Software Development
  3. 8:19Best Practices
  4. 9:47Scrum Certification
  5. 11:00Software Craftsmanship
  6. 11:49Practical Tips
  7. 12:27You Have To Be Passionate about Your Work
  8. 16:15Logging Frameworks
  9. 33:55The Single Responsibility Principle in Java
  10. 35:26Multiple Responsibility Principle
  11. 43:27Mongodb
  12. 46:31Get Rid of the Project Managers
  13. 48:08Continuous Integration
  14. 50:36Commit to Github
  15. 54:17Conclusion
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