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A Foolish Quest: Creating Knitting Patterns Using JavaScript

Talkat NodePDX 2016 · 2016-06-19..06-21· [javascript, creative-coding]
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Built a customizable knitting pattern generator in JavaScript (ported from Ruby) that takes user gauge and desired circumference and emits cast-on counts, yarn amounts and row instructions. Hard constraints are rounding to motif multiples and unit conversion between inches/cm, so the app repeatedly chooses between e.g. 88 vs 92 stitches and produces fits off by ~0.3–2.5 inches; users enter bad gauges, code is rewritten multiple times and hats still require manual tuning.

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  1. 0:00Start
  2. 4:34Everything possible went wrong!
  3. 5:23Actual objects programming
  4. 9:47Fun quirks Customer service sucks
  5. 18:10CUSTOM HAT PATTERN APP
  6. 19:113 problems
  7. 23:19Unit conversions
  8. 24:41Domain knowledge
  9. 25:49What actually went wrong?
  10. 26:16Every person is an edge case
  11. 26:32It wasn't actually small
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