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Ignite: Creative Solutions to Already Solved...

Talkat DevOpsDays Baltimore 2019 · 2019-04-24..04-25· [developer-experience]
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A laundry list of concrete failures and fixes: zipping PII then emailing the password in a second message that defeats security, Adobe Flash training still required, asserts added to satisfy SonarQube then forcing a test to always fail, getters that only return an object if you already have it, hardcoded debug logs that eat half a gig per build, semicolons that annoy, exceptions constructed but never thrown, business logic buried in catch blocks, and Gradle files edited in Microsoft Word.

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  1. 0:00Start
  2. 1:00Trust us. It is safe.
  3. 1:45Adding assert for sonar
  4. 3:15Guess which branch this is
  5. 3:30Documentation is important
  6. 4:30null checks
  7. 5:00In case the values ever change
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