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10 Things I Hate About AI

Talkat Devnexus 2026 · 2026-03-04..03-06· [ai-assisted-development]
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Lists ten concrete failures: top‑down mandates that create fake buy‑in, useless vanity metrics like “percent AI code,” LLM hallucinations that are confidently wrong, and frantic tool churn (Copilot, Claude, Ko and many plugins). Cites industry signals — code churn doubled (3%→6% in 2024) and code duplication up eightfold — and measured wins like Adidas’s 20–30% team boost and 3.6 hours saved per developer per week. Recommends CI/CD guardrails, TDD, outcome metrics (DORA), and preserving core dev skills.

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  1. 0:00Introduction
  2. 1:12Hyped AI mandates
  3. 2:39Terrible AI metrics
  4. 3:42Confidently wrong AI
  5. 5:10Tool overload chaos
  6. 6:18Weaker coding skills
  7. 7:19AI slop quality crisis
  8. 8:46Bad code locking in
  9. 9:51Prompting skill pain
  10. 11:13Large PR problems
  11. 12:18AI haters frustration
  12. 14:06Reframing the hate
  13. 15:11Better AI adoption
  14. 17:18Measuring real outcomes
  15. 22:59Fighting AI slop
  16. 26:29Quality gates matter
  17. 28:55Guardrails for AI
  18. 30:40AI literacy skills
  19. 35:59What it all means
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