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When it all goes Wrong (with Postgres)RailsConf 20192019-05-01
Practical, diagnostic-first talk that lists actual failure rates and fixes: about 95% application-caused incidents, ~4% autovacuum, ~1% exotic bugs; recommends…
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Using psql to \watch Star Wars And other silly things!Keep Ruby Weird 20182018-11-09
Shows how to load Simon Jansen’s ~2MB Star Wars ASCII payload into Postgres, store slide numbers and repeat counts, and use a Postgres sequence plus psql…
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Using Postgres to \watch Star Wars!!!Con 20182018-05-12
A complete pipeline loads Simon Jansen’s Episode IV 2 megabytes of ASCII frames into a table, parses groups of 14 lines per frame, stores them with an auto…
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Distributed Postgres with CitusHighLoad++ 20172017-11-07
Citus turns Postgres into a sharded, multi node database by adding a Citus extension to standard Postgres servers and a coordinator that rewrites queries into…
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​Postgres at Any Scale​RailsConf 20172017-04-25
Claims practical steps: start with pg_dump backups and tested restores, use wal-e for continuous WAL archiving to S3, add…
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Introducing the Crystal Programming LanguageGORUCO 20162016-06-25
Crystal claims Ruby syntax with static types and LLVM compilation, showing order of magnitude faster throughput and two orders of magnitude less RAM in a…
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Introducing the Crystal Programming LanguageRuby on Ales 20162016-03-31
Crystal compiles to native code on LLVM, uses static dispatch and pervasive type inference (including union and tuple types), and implements compile‑time…
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Introducing the Crystal Programming LanguageRubyKaigi 20152015-12-11
Crystal looks and feels like Ruby but compiles to native code with static typing and compile-time macros that replace runtime metaprogramming. It uses LLVM so…
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A Collection of Fun with Ruby and FriendsKeep Ruby Weird 20152015-10-23
A series of small projects and measurable hacks: a bundle gem that calls bundler to avoid gem install bundler, a getvain tool that brute‑forces git SHAs by…
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Better APIs with PlinyRuby on Ales 20152015-03-05
Pliny is a Sinatra-based API framework extracted from Heroku’s API that codifies logging, configuration, API versioning and JSON Schema-powered contracts so…
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Embracing the Web with JSON and PLV8Postgres Open 20122012-09-17
Uses Postgres 9.2 JSON plus the PLV8 JavaScript PL to treat rows as documents, build functions (mustache, jsonselect) and create expression indexes that are…
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Schemaless SQL The Best of Both WorldsRailsConf 20122012-04-23
Shows how Postgres becomes a document store using hstore key/value column and PLV8 runs V8 inside Postgres to parse and index JSON. Demonstrates querying…
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