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what they talk about
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where they keep going back
no series more than once — all 5 in the filters
on a stage with
- Eli Holdernessonce
who talks about the same things
- Mark Rendle47 talks
- Scott Hanselman90 talks
- Dylan Beattie81 talks
- Glenn F. Henriksen18 talks
- Brian Holt17 talks
- Rob Conery16 talks
| title | conference | date |
|---|---|---|
| Cryptography: The Weird Bits | NDC Copenhagen 2025 | 2025-09-08 |
Live code implements an Enigma replica in Zig that reproduces the double-stepping bug and demonstrates outputs where no letter ever encrypts to itself, runs… | ||
| Locknote: Confessions of an Imposter | NDC London 2025 | 2025-01-27 |
Confesses can't implement Quicksort even with Co‑Pilot and stops Advent of Code day eight when Dijkstra and Fibonacci‑heap details appear; reports learning… | ||
| Programming's Greatest Mistakes | Build Stuff 2024 | 2024-11-13 |
A sequence of concrete software failures and their causes: a saved-query format gets corrupted by using FileWrite instead of Create and an internal recovery… | ||
| How Simple Is "As Simple As Possible"? | NDC Porto 2024 | 2024-10-14 |
Argues for building the smallest thing that works: cut 17 Git repos and 14 microservices down to one repo and one API and ship in two weeks, prefer one API… | ||
| Locknote: The Albatross Project | NDC Porto 2024 | 2024-10-14 |
A long, satirical case study of one enterprise that chases “future‑proof” tech, repeatedly rewrites its system (Gupta SQLWindows, classic ASP, WPF/WCF… | ||
| Locknote: The Albatross Project | CPH DevFest 2024 | 2024-08-26 |
A decades‑long corporate rewrite traces infomix 4GL dumb‑terminal screens to Windows 95 client/server, an offshored ASP system that returns HTML from SQL… | ||
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