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Let me show you why data types still matterSQLBits 20242024-03-19
Shows concrete failures and fixes: float loses precision so casting and ceiling produced wrong truth values and ruined a cursor-to-set refactor; use float only…
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Writing T-SQL code for the engine, not for you "more demos" by popular demandSQLBits 20242024-03-19
Shows live demos on SQL Server 2022 in a Docker container with SSMS 19 and a 10GB StackOverflow DB, proving concrete fixes: an implicit conversion flips an…
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Lift and Shift with dbatools - Azure SQL Managed Instance editionSQLBits 20232023-03-14
dbatools (650+ commands) automates lift‑and‑shift from on‑prem SQL Server 2022 to Azure SQL Managed Instance using PowerShell: create managed identity for blob…
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Let me show you why data types still matterSQLBits 20222022-03-08
Demonstrates concrete failures from mismatched types: float rounding causes comparisons to evaluate false even though SSMS prints 0.3, and NVARCHAR uses two…
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Writing T-SQL code for the engine, not for you "more demos" by popular demandSQLBits 20222022-03-08
Live demos run on a SQL Server 2022 container with SSMS 19 and a 10GB StackOverflow DB; concrete fixes include eliminating implicit conversions (Unicode vs…
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Hear me out - Don't go offline because of your index deployment strategySQLBits 20222022-03-08
A deployment drops an index then creates a new offline one and the system’s CPU and wait times spike while the table locks; backups every 15 minutes stop…
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Writing T-SQL code for the engine, not for you "more demos" by popular demandSQLBits 20192019-02-27
Demos run on a SQL Server 2022 Docker container (Developer Edition) and SSMS 19 against a ~10GB Stack Overflow DB, showing concrete fixes: implicit conversions…
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Let me show you why data types still matterSQLBits 20192019-02-27
Shows concrete bugs and fixes: a float rounding/precision case breaks a ceiling check and turns a cursor-to-set refactor from 2 minutes into 1 second but…
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Hear me out - Don't go offline because of your index deployment strategySQLBits 20192019-02-27
A production table goes slow and CPU spikes after a deployment that drops an index then recreates it offline; the mistake is non-atomic drop/create and table…
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