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RDS is Crap

Talkat Percona Live 2026 Bay Area · 2026-05-27..05-29· [databases]
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RDS charges per-IO billing (about $0.20 per million IOs) and an IO‑optimized tier that raises instance and storage costs ~25%, making monthly bills unpredictable; extended support doubles version‑end charges so a 32‑vCPU multi‑AZ cluster goes from ~$63k/year to ~$119k then ~$175k, roughly $4M over three years if left untouched; stopped instances auto‑restart after 7 days; RDS Proxy pins connections on prepared statements; Aurora DSQL is promising but uses opaque DPU-based pricing.

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  1. 0:00Introduction
  2. 1:52Route 53 as AWS’s only true database
  3. 2:15What RDS includes
  4. 4:02AWS recommender insults users
  5. 8:43Unstable RDS console recs
  6. 9:24Why RDS is bad
  7. 10:28Aurora pricing flaws
  8. 11:54RDS ignores stop requests
  9. 13:19Extended support fees
  10. 15:48Extended support delays
  11. 17:32Forced upgrades
  12. 19:19Aurora lock-in costs
  13. 20:44Parameter group jail
  14. 21:48RDS custom value?
  15. 22:31Erosion of ops skills
  16. 24:14AWS support failures
  17. 25:38RDS proxy failures
  18. 27:01Aurora Data API limits
  19. 27:41Aurora Serverless pricing
  20. 29:07Paths away from RDS
  21. 31:12Staying on RDS
  22. 31:33Route 53 anti-RDS
  23. 32:38Q&A
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