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Fundamentalist Functional Programming

Talkat OSCON 2009 · 2009-07-20..07-24· [functional-programming]
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Argues that mixing effects into imperative or “functional” languages breaks expectations: lazy LINQ queries in C# interleave console output and delay exceptions, closure capture yields different results (examples print 7 7 7 vs 4 5 6 vs 6 6 6), and resource disposal in using-blocks causes late failures. Proposes modeling effects as explicit types—monads as types for effects—points to Haskell (and unsafePerformIO risks), notes F# eager comprehension tradeoffs, and claims purity lets compilers freely reorder for parallelism.

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  1. 0:00Intro
  2. 0:55What is a XXX Language?
  3. 1:14What is a Functional Language
  4. 3:12Doing IO is a side-effect
  5. 3:58Lazy evaluation and side-effects
  6. 5:40Exceptions
  7. 6:40Disposing resources
  8. 7:57Variable Instantiation
  9. 8:17Concurrency
  10. 9:10Forget about effects? Forget it!
  11. 9:53Values vs Computation
  12. 11:46Haskell 2
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