Lightning talk - Cryptomonads
summary
Argues that the title is a joke and the concrete claim is that stitching trending labels like cryptography, blockchain and functional programming does not yield real solutions but a marketing product that sells to managers. Uses rhetorical examples — a fake crypto + monads offering pitched as a miracle fix — to show buzzword combinations form a buzzword cartesian product. Warns this practice produces hyped, brittle projects that teams end up maintaining and that do not actually work.
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