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Never ever upgrade

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Reports show real outages from upgrade from 1.23 to 1.24 that fails in production because of DNS, and a systemd auto-upgrade that breaks monitoring. A sequential Kubernetes cluster rollup at a carmaker knocks out a region during lunch but recovers in two hours thanks to infra as code and failover. A 2.3 to 5.1 Elasticsearch reindex takes 7 months then shows performance regressions and weeks to rollback. Recommend blue-green replacement of entire clusters or DB replicas and move traffic gradually.

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