Intro.css
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An opening that claims an intro entirely in CSS and actually strings together HTML5 element names and CSS3 properties as jokes, brags that speakers are in the top 1% of their field, and lists concrete rules under an anti-jerk policy: don’t disable user selection, don’t rotate every seven images 180deg, don’t fade all paragraphs to zero, don’t blink H1s. Mentions jQuery for a Berlin Wall gag, notes zero decaf (response: 99999) and lands a few comic punches.
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